You better watch out...

You better not cry,
better not pout I'm tellin' you why.
MICHAEL MOORE is coming to town!
Moore's made a list, Fox checked it twice,
found out that Bush was anything but nice.
Michael Moore is coming to town!
He sees Bush when he's sleeping,
He sees him when he wakes,
He thinks that Bush had been totally bad,
So go out and vote for Kerry's sake!

One more time, Republican style!

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not sneer, I'm tellin you why.
President Bush is coming to town.
He's making a list
Of terrorists
It's very hard work
Pouding your fist
President Bush is coming to town.
The girls and boys of Vegas
Will have a grand hate-fest
And I will be in their midst
To them, I'm a liberal terrorist.

Ok, so that wasn't so liberal bashing. Let's try that again. Bare with me, folks.

You'd better watch Fox
You'd better not hide
You'd better flop I'm tellin' you why.
President Bush is coming to town.

He's made his list
Checked it with Rice
Found WMD's more than twice
President Bush is coming to town.

He liberated Iraq
They're having a jubilee
Their votes will all be counted
Unlike Florida's Miami-Dade county!

OK, I think I'm done now. Thank god right? I'm really excited. I'm going to see President Bush on Thursday night, and Michael Moore on Friday night. Now that's what I call Fair and Balanced(tm).

President Bush is in town for a rally. Then I'll get to see if the loyalty oath thing is true or not. Don't worry, conservative family members, I will not be dragged out by my hair with the crowd chanting "FOUR MORE YEARS!" at me. :D

Michael Moore is in town as well. It's part of his "Slacker Uprising Tour." Since NV is supposedly a swing state (with a whoping 5 electoral votes) everyone finds the need to come here this time around. Kerry will be in town too, at an AARP convention that you have to pay $300 to get into. Won't be going to that.

I'll try to remember to take some pictures when I go to my political events and post them. Like I usually do, right? ;)

Nevada Space Grant

So, I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I applied for a scholarship from the Nevada Space Grand association, and was totally rejected a couple months back. On Monday, they just called me and told me that NASA gave them more money and they wanted to throw it my way! It's going to be $1000! Whee! I'm excited!